Access code: Zarkon Alpha-Thanatos-Centauri-Four-Seven
Filename: K –

υπνος – deactivated
Project: Leo Omnium Leonum

Stardate 3398.4-01. Review of candidates completed. Sleeper agent has been chosen. Four months, male, half-human heritage expected to offer obedience and enough weakness to blend in with possible paladins. Family: now deceased. Preparations begin. Estimated time until completion: seventeen years.

Stardate 3412.8-17. Preparations successful. Artificial memories fully implanted. Transport of agent to planet Earth without detection of inhabitants. Search for information in garrison: no results. Retreat to deserted area. Waiting for signal of Leo-B.

Stardate 3415.10-20. K fully activated and in contact with inhabitants. Leo-B located. No attack until locations of all Leo parts known. 

Stardate 3415.10-21. Contact to K lost: location impossible to detect, brainwaves still incoming. Excitement, fear, confusion have been recorded.

Stardate 3415.10-22. Heavy influx of emotions into brainwaves. Joy (?), heavy activation of amygdala and a human-only brain area that seems to encode bonds to other humans. Attempt to influence brainwaves without success.

Stardate 3415.11-03. Connection dead. No input. Unable to reconstruct.
[ edit: 11-03, 12:56 Galran time: Identity and configuration of all paladins known. Project K has failed. Attempts to re-establish connection are still made. ]

Access code: p-5392790078-gund-hol
Filename: hear me roar motherfucker
Project: K is short for kick your ass

Stardate PurpleIsSoLastSeason.
I’ll make this quick because Pidge will bite my head off if we spend any more time hacking into you cute little security system. Bet you didn’t think that we’d find this outpost of your empire, huh? Another free planet and a way to get into your computer net. Really weak firewall, btw, Pidge laughed for five minutes. Anyways, listen up, eggplant.

You’re not getting him back. Project K isn’t yours. He’s a person, he’s a paladin and he’s our friend now. And I swear, if you bastard so much as look at him again except through the window of his lion when he gives your pathetic empire a load of whiplash, I’m gonna come for you. And I’m bringing my pet.

His name is Keith, by the way, and I’m Lance. Remember that.

Stardate Red.

I’ll never stop hunting you. I’ll find you at the edge of the universe. And I won’t be alone.

See you soon, uncle.

– K eith