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there comes a time where must let go of your horses, don’t hold them, enough is enough and now they’ve gotta run.
I was watching Queer Eye and this one guy just said “I’ve never met a cheese I didn’t like” and by the gods of gouda, neither have I
I’ve never actually seen a firefly in real life but if I did, I think I would not believe my eyes.
i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????
rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors
me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.
me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me
Guys… I’m sorry but…
Some countries even say scissors rock paper.
Sometimes when people say “you shouldn’t hold grudges”, it actually means “you should let the person do it again” and believe me when I say that you may stab me once but I would rather take the dagger from your hands that I already forgot the scars of and ride into the horizon on a horse named Never towards a nameless land than let you cut my bread at my breakfast table when I’m sleep-drunk and warm ever again.
All I do these days is write and hold onto hope.
if you need any more reasons for watching atomic blonde than charlize theron having a love affair with sofia boutella in 1989 berlin while gorgeous neon and icy blue-black-white cinematography illuminates the political uproar and tension of not only the time of east and west germany but also the spy activity and underground punk scene, then let me convince you by saying that this movie has the balls to include nena’s 99 red balloons, queen’s and david bowie’s under pressure, falco’s der kommissar in an awesome cover and goddamn major tom by peter schilling, and that should tell you what a fucking power move this masterpiece is
Gardener being asked about his dark past while digging through his flower beds: You really do not wish to open that can of oh worm?
The world is wicked anyways, so why aren’t you too?
Moami 