well I’ve heard there was a certain man
that lived in Russia long ago
but you don’t really care for gone cats, do you
well it goes like this
for moscow chicks
the lover of the russian queen
is a cold and is a broken ra ra rasputin
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and always remember:
there is an animal out there, waiting to be pet by a very special someone, and no one else.
that someone is you.
I’m convinced that the only reason cats can’t fly is because they don’t want to. They’re close enough anyways with their flexibility and zero fall damage and their strange combo of can climb anything, can stick to anything, can fit into anything. If cats really wanted to fly, they’d find a way, and I am both terrified and curious to see how they’d do it.
as the old saying goes: you yeet what you sow
Was sagt ein deutscher Biologe, dem ein Song im Ohr hängen bleibt?
Oh Wurm?
Cho Hyunwoo can like, catch it
Cho Hyunwoo kept his goal so clean that he cleaned Germany right out of the world cup.
ending your message to someone with “…” can only mean one of two things:
barely suppressed rage or softly impending seduction
the universe did not ask me for permission when it brought me into existence and no question will bring me out of it again now
Wenn die Dissertation mindestens 50 Seiten haben soll…
Moami 