text posts – Moami

people who collect little jars and bottles…. they really know what’s up on this bastard of a planet…

moami:

“schmeiß weg” is german for “yeet”

does “ich schmeiß mich weg” then translate to “i yeet myself” or

AN EXCELLENT ADDITION

we have this fantastic expression in german and I don’t know where it comes from but basically instead of saying that you want a song that goes hard you can just say “the bass has to FUCK”

it’s autumn, time to re-read the hobbit and yearn for both quiet and adventure.

“schmeiß weg” is german for “yeet”

that feeling of being able to conquer the whole world with a snap of your fingers when you accidentally wear matching underwear? that’s Aphrodite possessing you, babe.

ALO

And, to be honest and European with you,

Salut

things might not always be okay but boston’s more than a feeling is playing and somewhere a cat is purring and you live in the same timeline as your best friend who sometimes brags to other people about the cool things their best friend does

thefineststuff:

draumbooty:

tilthat:

TIL in 2007, a Bowhead whale was discovered with the end of a harpoon left embedded in its neck from a previous hunt. It was found that the harpoon tip was originally manufactured in 1890, indicating the whale had survived a human attack more than a century ago.

via reddit.com

Absolutely massive dick energy

Moby Dick energy

“There she blows” suddenly becomes understandable.

I always thought it was “do you hear the people sing / singing the song of angry French” and today, I have learned that I am – comment dis-tu? – un putain d’idiot.