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anyways here is my thread of songs that get every european in the room turnt the bloody hell up and screaming the lyrics. grab some beer, mineral water or sangria and let’s go

things might not always be okay but boston’s more than a feeling is playing and somewhere a cat is purring and you live in the same timeline as your best friend who sometimes brags to other people about the cool things their best friend does

thefineststuff:

draumbooty:

tilthat:

TIL in 2007, a Bowhead whale was discovered with the end of a harpoon left embedded in its neck from a previous hunt. It was found that the harpoon tip was originally manufactured in 1890, indicating the whale had survived a human attack more than a century ago.

via reddit.com

Absolutely massive dick energy

Moby Dick energy

“There she blows” suddenly becomes understandable.

I always thought it was “do you hear the people sing / singing the song of angry French” and today, I have learned that I am – comment dis-tu? – un putain d’idiot.

well I’ve heard there was a certain man

that lived in Russia long ago

but you don’t really care for gone cats, do you

well it goes like this

for moscow chicks

the lover of the russian queen

is a cold and is a broken ra ra rasputin

salparadisewasright:

paulryanfatnutsjutsu:

Hold me closer tiny bastard

in the backseat of your horse cart

and always remember:

there is an animal out there, waiting to be pet by a very special someone, and no one else.

that someone is you.

I’m convinced that the only reason cats can’t fly is because they don’t want to. They’re close enough anyways with their flexibility and zero fall damage and their strange combo of can climb anything, can stick to anything, can fit into anything. If cats really wanted to fly, they’d find a way, and I am both terrified and curious to see how they’d do it.

as the old saying goes: you yeet what you sow

Was sagt ein deutscher Biologe, dem ein Song im Ohr hängen bleibt?

Oh Wurm?