allthingsgerman:

bisexualstruggles:

allthingsgerman:

https://twitter.com/Moami_/status/1060635732283457536

but dude is not “Junge”? the accurate translation for dude would be “Mann”, “Kumpel” or “Alter”

That very much depends on your personal vernacular/dialect. Google Translate or other dictionaries adhering to Standard German might say differently, but you, as someone who apparently spent a lot of time studying the intricacies of language and the art of translation, probably also know that a language Standard does not necessarily reflect the complex realities of language use in the population.

Also, it’s a joke.

Also: Junge. Chill.

itsjustkyss:

SAX-A-BOOM

1…2…3…4…1…2…3…

mothaf*@&er!!

This song has been stuck in my head all day. May you be cursed the same 😆😆😆

Every time I see this post, I think: You don’t need to click it. You know exactly what happens. It surely can’t become funnier every time you see it.

But then I do, and somehow it does.