thefineststuff:

draumbooty:

tilthat:

TIL in 2007, a Bowhead whale was discovered with the end of a harpoon left embedded in its neck from a previous hunt. It was found that the harpoon tip was originally manufactured in 1890, indicating the whale had survived a human attack more than a century ago.

via reddit.com

Absolutely massive dick energy

Moby Dick energy

“There she blows” suddenly becomes understandable.

dagny-hashtaggart:

hazoretspartyfavors:

prussianmemes:

i almost forgot this blessed video exists

Wait there’s another one of these

If memory serves, what happened was that someone took a video of a Ukrainian military band playing some other song and dubbed a realistic-sounding version of A Cruel Angel’s Thesis over it. This proceeded to be everywhere on the internet, enough so that the band that put on the original performance caught wind of it, and decided to capitalize on its popularity by actually performing the song. This video is the latter version.

I always thought it was “do you hear the people sing / singing the song of angry French” and today, I have learned that I am – comment dis-tu? – un putain d’idiot.

well I’ve heard there was a certain man 

that lived in Russia long ago 

but you don’t really care for gone cats, do you 

well it goes like this 

for moscow chicks 

the lover of the russian queen 

is a cold and is a broken ra ra rasputin