allthingsgerman:

bisexualstruggles:

allthingsgerman:

https://twitter.com/Moami_/status/1060635732283457536

but dude is not “Junge”? the accurate translation for dude would be “Mann”, “Kumpel” or “Alter”

That very much depends on your personal vernacular/dialect. Google Translate or other dictionaries adhering to Standard German might say differently, but you, as someone who apparently spent a lot of time studying the intricacies of language and the art of translation, probably also know that a language Standard does not necessarily reflect the complex realities of language use in the population.

Also, it’s a joke.

Also: Junge. Chill.

we have this fantastic expression in german and I don’t know where it comes from but basically instead of saying that you want a song that goes hard you can just say “the bass has to FUCK”

that feeling of being able to conquer the whole world with a snap of your fingers when you accidentally wear matching underwear? that’s Aphrodite possessing you, babe.