we have this fantastic expression in german and I don’t know where it comes from but basically instead of saying that you want a song that goes hard you can just say “the bass has to FUCK”

that feeling of being able to conquer the whole world with a snap of your fingers when you accidentally wear matching underwear? that’s Aphrodite possessing you, babe.

well I’ve heard there was a certain man 

that lived in Russia long ago 

but you don’t really care for gone cats, do you 

well it goes like this 

for moscow chicks 

the lover of the russian queen 

is a cold and is a broken ra ra rasputin