“Shut up.”
“You keep telling me that – “
“No, shut the fuck up.”
“ – but I don’t think you actually mean that.”
“I can’t believe this. I don’t believe this.”
“On the other hand,” Keith says, pulling off his helmet so he can pump some naturally oxygenated air into his lungs, “you probably do. Not that I care. Because I don’t.” He clears his throat and watches Lance scamper into the corridor behind the airlock. The door hums shut behind them. “Anyways, I’m starving, how long were we even up there? Allura can fix the tower next time, take Shiro with her and spend all day poking alien roof tiles that ooze all over you.”
Lance kicks his boots off. The frown on his face is a bit dirty because he’d insisted to take off his helmet and lick the tile slime. Keith hadn’t dared him. He didn’t have to, which is sad enough on its own but not surprising at all. Lance would lick anything that – he’s experimental with his body is what Keith means, but he doesn’t think about Lance that much anyways. Except he does.
“We’re eating in my room,” Lance says. He’s by Keith’s side, bare toes wiggling on the floor. Has to be cold. Maybe his spare pair of fluffy socks could help.
“Can’t, gotta change clothes. Scratched myself, it’s bleeding.”
“Then your room. You’re not getting out of this.” Lance is up in his face, pressing one long finger against Keith’s nose. “I’ll introduce you to the masterful work of The Princess Diaries, and you won’t be an uneducated heathen anymore. Well, less of one. Can’t believe it, honestly.” He pulls back, running a hand through his hair until it sticks up a bit because it’s gotten longer and Keith wants to know if it’s as soft as it looks now.
But this is a chance if he’s ever seen one. “Fine. You’re getting the food though. And this won’t become a – “
“It’s a date.”
Fuck. Keith stares, mouth dry and warmth in his chest, watches Lance flash him the fraction of a grin before he shoots off in a whirl of limbs and blue.
Maybe he should go clean his room. Or patch up the scratch on his leg that’s still bleeding, damn it. No day without trouble here. Keith picks up his helmet, and tries to remember whether he did use fabric softener on the socks when he last washed them.