I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed
I’ve had the ‘I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip’ picture saved on my computer for years, and I have NEVER SEEN THE REST OF THESE.
I’m so pleased.
troubled birds
These birds are not troubled. Don’t you see their eyes? They know neither doubt nor hesitation and their faces can only ever be painted, because one direct look at their real form would send you so deep into a black hole that you could taste the atomic structure of the universe’s second breakfast with your bones.
Some songs have lyrics that are so fucking dumb but the beat is so beyond absolutely niiiiiiice that you have to square up, grit your teeth, ignore the pure lunacy that’s going on in any vocal part and mhmmmmmm ohhhhh what a rhythm, what melody, hecking yeeeahhhh.
hey, how long does it take before the forest god comes to get you after you leave a strand of your hair and a fresh loaf of bread in a mushroom circle by the lake? asking for a fr
When an intergalactic mission reaches a critical point that threatens the life of the crew, when all is hopeless, and no other option is in sight, the captain of the crew must – if the crew includes a “human” – activate the WT protocol.
This measure should only be used in extreme circumstances, as its consequences are, despite impressive effectiveness, destructive and highly unpredictable.
If, however, the crew’s life and wellbeing are in danger, then the captain should turn to the “human” and clearly speak the following words:
“This is it. We will die here. There is no way out of this.”
The “human” will immediately direct their attention to their captain. Their answer should approximately be: “There’s always a way”, or “I’ll find something.”
It is crucial, then, that the captain performs the next sentence with as much condescension as can be mustered. They must look at the “human”, and say:
“What can a weak human like you even do?”
Immediately, distance must be brought between the remaining crew and the “human”. The protocol, if successfully initiated, will begin with a show of the “human’s” teeth in something called a “grin”, and the protocol words:
can be anything. songs that inspire you or that put you in any kind of mood. loud songs, quiet songs, thoughtful or cool or wild. any genre. if you ever wanted me to really listen to something that you like, then I will now. if you’re off anon, I can message you back.
you can tell me why you chose the songs. or not. your choice.
Moami 