Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.
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Cho Hyunwoo can like, catch it
Cho Hyunwoo kept his goal so clean that he cleaned Germany right out of the world cup.
ending your message to someone with “…” can only mean one of two things:
barely suppressed rage or softly impending seduction
dumbass do you think jaws is gonna grow legs or something
This… is the most confusing message I’ve ever gotten but I’ll try to answer it to the best of my ability…? I know it’s related to this post but I don’t know why you’re asking me about jaw bones specifically and why they would grow legs… anyhow –
I think generally speaking, many animals that have a jaw bone would also be able to grow legs or something that closely resembles legs. If you count fins and other appendages, sure, then jaws would definitely grow legs, I don’t know why that makes me a dumbass though. I’m not a zoologist so I’m unsure about certain invertebrates like worms that might (??) have jaws or jaw-like mouth areas but definitely no legs…
So bottom line – yes, “jaws might grow legs in certain cases” – did… did that help?
I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT JAWS REFERS TO A MOVIE THAT I KNOW AS “THE WHITE SHARK” IN MY NATIVE LANGUAGE AND THAT ANON WAS NOT, INDEED, ASKING ME ABOUT JAW BONES
dumbass do you think jaws is gonna grow legs or something
This… is the most confusing message I’ve ever gotten but I’ll try to answer it to the best of my ability…? I know it’s related to this post but I don’t know why you’re asking me about jaw bones specifically and why they would grow legs… anyhow –
I think generally speaking, many animals that have a jaw bone would also be able to grow legs or something that closely resembles legs. If you count fins and other appendages, sure, then jaws would definitely grow legs, I don’t know why that makes me a dumbass though. I’m not a zoologist so I’m unsure about certain invertebrates like worms that might (??) have jaws or jaw-like mouth areas but definitely no legs…
So bottom line – yes, “jaws might grow legs in certain cases” – did… did that help?
if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.
if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.
boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much
this is a piece of creative writing, in case you couldn’t tell from the fact that real bones don’t usually go hey lil’ mama lemme whisper bony secrets in your ear or warn you of the incoming tides like a calcified weather frog.
Moami 